I’ve received some bad news regarding the neck-sticking-out posture I developed on Saturday afternoon regarding my new flat and the selling of my current greasy pad. Essentially, the buyers mortgage broker has ‘disappeared’ chucking the whole fucking sale into jeopardy leaving me swimming in a lake of hot financial shit. Oh, business has dried up too, which is just great… excuse the short post, I need to call Dignitas.
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- Severance
- sex
- sex beat
- sex pistols
- shabnab
- shake your blood
- sham 69
- shark attack
- shawarma
- she's attrracted to
- shepton mallet
- shine on
- shirley bassey
- shirley manson
- shit impersonators
- shits
- shitting bovril
- shopping trolley
- shrink wrapped
- Si j'avais un petit peu du downs
- sickies
- sid barret
- siegfried sassoon
- Sigmund Freud
- silver machine
- silvia saint
- simon bates
- simon cowell
- simon hughes
- simon pegg
- sins
- siouxsie
- Sir William Richard Shaboe Doll
- sisters of mercy
- six pack
- skint
- skunk
- Sky Rocket
- skywalk grand canyon
- slaptop
- slattern
- slayer
- slipped disc
- Sloane Square
- smashing pumpkins
- smelly discharge
- smoked salmon
- smoking ban
- snap your fingers
- snap your neck
- snooker
- snot
- snowtown
- so what metallica
- soft cell
- solpadine
- something stickin' in my eye
- somnambulist
- sonic youth
- soufflé
- soulfly
- soundgarden
- soundtrack of our lives
- South Bank
- South of Heaven
- space ritual
- spacemen 3
- spaghetti bolognaise
- spaghetti bolognese
- specials
- speculum
- Spice Girls
- spiritualized
- spliff
- Splodgenessabounds
- spurs
- st georges tooting
- St Giles
- St Petersburg Ballet
- St. John’s
- St. Sepulchres church
- status quo
- stella artois
- stephen fry
- stephen fry likes bottoms
- stephen hawkins
- steptoe and son
- Steve McQueen
- steve wright
- stiff records
- sting
- stir-fries
- Stomp!
- stoned
- stooges
- store street
- stove pipe hat
- strangers on a train
- stranglers
- strap on
- streets of london
- strutter
- stuart copeland
- sub hum ans
- subaru
- subhumans
- submucosal cells
- suffering on the cross
- Sugar
- suggs
- suicidal tendencies
- suicide girls
- summer's here kids
- SunnO)))
- Suno )))
- Super Noodles
- supertramp
- surealism
- surrealism
- Swan Lake
- swan lake royal albert hall
- sway
- swords of ten thousand men
- tad
- tainted love
- tales of the unexpected
- tania nicol
- tank flap
- Tara Palmer-Tomkinson’
- taramasalata
- Tarrie B
- tate modern
- Ted Baker
- teddy bear
- teetotalism
- television
- tenpole tudor
- Terence Davies
- Teriyaki peanuts
- terminal disease
- territorial pissings
- terror
- Tesco
- Tesco cunts
- testicular cancer
- texan pig farmer
- thames whale
- the Album
- the apprentice
- The Assassination of Richard Nixon
- the beano
- the blackening
- The Blair Witch Project
- The Bourne Supremacy
- the butterfly effect
- the byrds
- the clapham north
- the connels
- The Cramps
- the crypt
- the cure
- the dandy
- the descent
- The Drugs Don’t Work
- the elephant man
- the fish club
- the flumps
- the fucking tube
- the general
- the godfathers
- the goose brixton
- The Great Escape
- the gun club
- the horned one
- the idler
- the kinks
- the littlest hobo
- the man from uncle
- The Monkees
- the only ones
- the ordeal
- the passenger
- the plasmatics
- the pope
- the queen
- The Road to Perdition
- the rolling stones
- the royal festival hall
- The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents
- the shawshank redemption
- The Transport Research Laboratory
- the universal
- the wendy house
- the world's end
- the x factor
- Theatre Arts Club
- thieving dwarves
- third reich
- this is how it feels to be lonely
- thomas mallory
- thrash/black metal
- three stooges
- throbbing gristle
- Tim McInnerny
- timothy taylor landlord
- Tina Turner's clout
- tindersticks
- Tokaimura
- Token Americans
- Tom and Eileen Lonergan
- tom g warrior
- Tom Gabriel Fischer
- tom savini
- tom wanks
- Tomb Raider Legends
- tonight
- tony hawk
- tony wilson
- tool sober
- top gear
- tortilla hat
- torture garden
- tory twat
- tottenham court road
- tourette's
- Tourette’s Syndrome
- tracy
- trainspotting
- tramp shit
- transalp
- tribe
- tribute
- trifle
- Triumph Speed Triple
- Triumph T140v
- trog
- tt
- tube
- Tube tag
- tuberculosis
- tura satana
- turbine hall
- turds
- tussis
- TVR
- twatishness
- Twiglets
- Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
- two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
- Tyburn
- umbrella
- unadulterated optimism
- underachieving egomaniac psychopath
- undertones
- underworld
- unsung
- urea
- Uriah Heep
- utah
- utopia
- utter fucking arsehole
- utter prick
- v for vendetta
- Valentine’s Day
- valentino rossi
- Variety Club
- vaudeville
- velvet underground
- venom
- vera drake
- verbal abuse
- viagra
- victoria beckham
- vidal sassoon
- vince neil
- viscous colloid
- viva la revolution
- viz
- viz profanisaurus
- vomit
- Walkers salt and vinegar Square crisps
- wanadoo
- wank
- wanker
- wasn't born to follow
- waste of breath
- watch out Beadles about
- watch with mothers
- watchmen
- watercress sauce
- waterloo
- waving flags
- we care a lot
- Weatherspoons
- wee
- ween
- weezer
- welcome to my nightmare
- well did you evah
- wellies
- weltons
- werthers
- west virginia
- white room
- white stripes
- Wilco
- wilfred bramble
- will you
- william blake
- William Hague
- wim mertens
- wimbledon
- wine
- Withnail and I
- WKD
- womans work
- wonderful life
- Wood Green
- Woody Allen
- woolworth
- working from home
- working man
- world health organisation
- world super bikes
- world superbikes
- worlds end
- worst fucking advert ever
- Wotsit
- writing a novel
- wrong turn
- wyoming
- x factor
- x-box violence
- yelling at traffic
- Yes
- yes – close to the edge
- yorkshire sculpture park
- you'll find no pictures of casey thompson
- you're dreadful
- you've been framed
- young knives
- youtube
- yukata
- yukka plant
- yves tanguay
- ziggy
- zodiac mindwarp
- zombie
- zombie diaries