The week is getting worse in terms of work. The idea of having a job is to accrue monies in lieu of goods and services, it’s not, as far as I can ascertain, to fucking lose more money than one is earning due to the inability of decision makers to remain committed to a project, opting instead to run off and hide in a pack of lies and fear and leaving muggins ‘ere to foot the bill, or rather, return the bill for which he’s already been paid, thus having to pay it back, subsequently, paying to work. EH?! The cunts.
Everything else is tickety boo though.
Saw my bro last night. The handful of readers who read this crap on a regular basis may just about recall my mentioning of an incident involving a behemoth jar of Branston Pickle and my bro’s big toe a fortnight ago… Well, as diagnosed, it’s broken.
This is family trait; serious injury or harm requires denial. I broke my ankle when I was 12 following a motorcycle accident (sure I’ve written about this before) and walked about on it for over 6 weeks until mum wondered why one side of my shoe had worn out. My foot had turned in itself and it required months of agonising physio to straighten it out. Similarly, my bro is going on a Trek through Peru and Colombia next week and didn’t want to admit that he’d done any series harm to himself so as not to jeopardise his trip. Well it seems he may have, but knowing him he’ll go anyway, cos he’s fucking hard, like me. I’m well hard, me.
I’ve a packed weekend coming up. IC has been mentioned on here for almost a year now. This is a good excuse to drink my weight in alcohol and eat mercilessly. Tonight, for example, I’m going to go home via Sainsbury and attempt to make sushi with my bear hands. And drink.
Gerry’s chart, a tune, and an earnest desire you all have wonderful weekends. Bye.
NO. ARTIST SONG TITLE LAST WEEK WEEKS ON
30 Green Day Know Your Enemy NE 1
29 Madina Lake Never Take Us Alive NE 1
28 In Case Of Fire The Cleansing 18 8
27 Marmaduke Duke Rubber Lover NE 1
26 Bat For Lashes Daniel 12 5
25 The View Temptation Dice 30 2
24 Just Jack Embers 21 5
23 The Prodigy Warriors Dance NE 1
22 U2 Magnificent 26 2
21 The Kills Black Balloon 17 4
20 The Enemy No Time For Tears 13 5
19 Doves Kingdom Of Rust 14 9
18 Middle Class Rut I Guess You Could Say NE 1
17 Fleet Foxes White Winter Hymnal 19 4
16 White Lies Farewell To The Fairground 10 9
15 P J Harvey and John Parish Black Hearted Love 16 4
14 Maximo Park The Kids Are Sick Again 27 2
13 Death Cab For Cutie The Open Door 11 4
12 Hollywood Undead Undead 22 2
11 Papa Roach Hollywood Whore 23 4
10 Sparks Lighten Up Morrissey 6 6
9 AC/DC Anything Goes 5 4
8 Twisted Wheel We Are Us 15 3
7 Pink Please Don’t Leave Me 9 3
6 Eagles Of Death Metal Anything ‘Cept The Truth 8 4
5 Yeah Yeah Yeahs Zero 4 5
4 Fightstar Mercury Summer 3 6
3 Five Finger Death Punch The Bleeding 2 5
2 Gallows The Vulture (Act 2) 7 2
1 Depeche Mode Wrong 1 6