big jobz

Sorry for lack of post yesterday, you may have supposed I was busy, if so, well done. I was.

It’s going to be a bit hit and miss on here until the New Year but there’ll be a bumper post before Christmas involving my whinging about turning 40, something to look forward to right there.

News in. The Filth (aka Cunt) has a job. I know this because he’s got a fucking gob like the Blackwall Tunnel and was informing someone at ear splitting volume on the mobile phone Daddy bought him in the communal hallway yesterday. I heard, ‘yeah, I gots a jobs, yeah, its alright, I ain’t worked for a bit…’ I so nearly screamed out ‘FOR 7 FUCKING YEARS YOU COCKBAG’ that I almost smashed all the teeth out of my head clapping my hand over my mouth.

This development explains the door slamming at 7 am (at least 3 times in succession as he remembers varies items, like his fucking trousers) to let the whole world know that he’s all growed up now. I’ve not idea what he does I hasten to add, working on the bins? Whacking off tramps? Trafficking Romanian orphans? Whatever it is I hope he gets killed before he gets inevitably fired. I wouldn’t trust the freak with shoelaces.

Right, chart, choon and weekend wishes of wonder. Bye.

30 AC/DC Rock n Roll Train 23 12
29 Innerpartysystem Die Tonight Live Forever 18 11
28 Elbow The Bones Of You 24 13
27 Kaiser Chiefs Good Days Bad Days 27 2
26 The Prodigy Invaders Must Die NE 1
25 Red Light Company Scheme Eugene 19 7
24 Pendulum Showdown 30 2
23 Raconteurs Old Enough NE 1
22 The Hold Steady Stay Positive NE 1
21 Guns n Roses Chinese Democracy 14 7
20 White Lies To Lose My Life NE 1
19 The Asteroids Galaxy Tour Around The Bend 26 2
18 Twisted Wheel Lucy The Castle 15 7
17 The Verve Rather Be 12 6
16 Franz Ferdinand Ulysses 16 4
15 Eagles Of Death Metal Wannabe in L.A. NE 1
14 Fightstar The English Way 10 10
13 The Rifles Great Escape 17 3
12 Santogold Say A-Ha 8 5
11 The Wombats Is This Christmas? 13 3
10 Slipknot Dead Memories 20 2
9 Team Waterpolo So Called Summer 6 7
8 Kings Of Leon Use Somebody 7 6
7 Ladyhawke My Delirium 4 5
6 Glasvegas Please Come Back Home 11 3
5 Apocalyptica I Don’t Care 9 2
4 Oasis I’m Outta Time 3 6
3 Paramore Decode 5 3
2 Grammatics The Vague Archive 2 4
1 Baddies Battleships 1 4

3 responses to “big jobz

  • Gerry Mander-Ring

    I wanna dance like Jesse! (That’s Jesse Hughes from Eagles Of Death Metal, NOT ‘a jessie’)

  • Napoleon

    Fah! Bit slack on the old posts, aren’t we? Where’s todays? I can barely contain my excitement at the prospect of reading how you:

    Went out for a drink
    Ate some over-priced raw fish
    Drank some more
    Took your silly little bike out for a ride
    Drank a load more
    Visited a pointless exhibition
    Ate something not even a dog would touch

    Come on, Piqued! Let’s have Monday’s weekend summary post!


  • piqued

    I’ve been busy but pleased to report not barking out of both ends

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